They aren’t even trying anymore

This highway billboard.

Microsoft Word

Seen in the wild, wide berth warning 🤣

Summer in the UK

Perform under pressure

An old Cricket Wireless was turned into a chicken restaurant in possibly the most lazy/ingenious way possible…

Thank you for specifying

I just wanted to eat a normal egg…

it’s my parents’ anniversary today. i drew this in the card i gave them

This pumpkin is concerned about his future

I think my father is regretting taking the whole family to Yellowstone

My mom and aunt went up to the cottage and called asking for help because they wanted to screen mirror a movie and it wasn’t working. I asked them to take a picture of what they were doing and they sent me this.

Ever been so happy your legs just fell off ?

Well that’s nice

Sorry, not sorry.

That’s one way to keep warm.

Mirror mirror on the wall

Throwback to when my buddy got kicked out of Rec Soccer

Unexpected

Touché Blockbuster, Touché

Almost got recruited by Mr. Kitler

Seemed happy

In the hospital waiting room

From a training at work.

The future we were promised.

Rise

Anticipation

Please go across the street for that

United States people, I tried. -a French person

stream? I prefer the sea 😏 [oc]

Made me hoppy

Bavarian Bierhouse in Milwaukee, keepin’ it real

I saw this in my neighborhood.

The Dangers of Dryads

I think I took a wrong turn onto Sesame Street. (OC)

My cat’s workout regimen…

A story in two parts

Men’s ballet tights don’t leave much to the imagination

This used to be peacock blue

My sentiments exactly…

My mom was on a long phone call and gave this note to my sister

I mean…does it get better than this…

From my small town’s Dairy Queen page…uhhhh…

WTF is about to happen at my kids’ school?

The company has parted ways with Jayden

This ad popped up in Oslo, Norway, where over 4.000 American sailors from the USS Gerald R. Ford are set to enjoy their shore leave this weekend.

Home made zen garden

Found a surprise for the dumpster divers today

Found this new chocolate bar at the grocery store

But what’s your other car?

Kids, please try this home

Above and Beyond

Is it just me or do the seats look nervous?

Throwback to when my buddy got kicked out of Rec Soccer

Statue of Lewis Capaldi from his former school

Well, ok then.

Already stone hard [OC]

I bet it works

Lick what?

Legend

I think, he knew it all the time

Whenever I stay at a hotel, I always request a photo of John Goodman by the nightstand. Legoland is the only hotel that delivered in the 10+ years I’ve been requesting it.

My old bag of grass seed