My brother works in the wine industry. When he meets wine snobs at tastings, he confuses them with a clever tactic.
A True American Hero lives in Manhattan, but I’m not sure why one consequence of his services is an “increased light bill”
This fat robin entered my life a month ago. He loves perching on car mirrors and taking morning poops.
Police post photos of criminal suspects with LEGO heads over their faces to comply with new privacy laws
My friend was getting a vasectomy and asked me to pick him up from the procedure. We needed some music.
Following on from my previous post, this is the rest of my condom collection. Can you see your country