“Police were called to Oslo Plaza hotel after reports of an 18-year-old male who struck an 86-year-old German tourist in the head with a waffle in the breakfast area and shouted ‘LUFTWAFFLE!’ The young man was arrested.”
CNBC video of Ozempic official taking about counterfeit products with Apple Sticker over a Dell Laptop
Visited a coworker buddy’s house. Behold the raccoon that made off with his favorite Koi fish – he shot the raccoon for stealing but the fish was already done in. He had them both stuffed.
Sometimes we must plant seeds knowing we may never sit under that tree’s shade (because who would ever admit to opening my bathroom cabinet without permission? 😂).
