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I think I’ll stick to McDonalds.
Looks like I’ve got a bit of an addiction.
I’m the faaaat guy.
Deals at Target so good after adjusting for inflation
The owner recieved noise complaints, set up a nanny cam. This is what they saw LOL
Better believe I pulled over for this.
Can’t change the batteries in these … pure torture at end of life.
It gets worse the longer you look
Move over tinder
Emo Fluff hopes you have a good day today
The puzzle my gf just finished was cool- butt
Found this pic of me getting ready for a fancy dress competition. My sister was ill so my mom thought of sending me instead of her. I’m a boy.
If you received this card at Christmas would you think it was funny?
The “CAT-AT”. I would absolutely buy a fleet of these.
Little Observational Riding Hood
It’s time somebody gave these guys the spotlight
What my 3 year old nephew said he is thankful for at preschool…
Who’s coming first?
Will he though?
funny street art
My chiropractor has a personalized plate
Don’t Forget to Save the Planet
Someone went Super Saiyan
We are currently in the top class in global market share for metal bananas.
Seen in hospital parking lot.
MIL had surgery and sent my wife to Costco
Dad Joke Ornament
It’s in Uranus
My future son looks like a south park character
Kylie Jenner looks like that bread puppet after all that work done
Sean Connery went to school here.
Dobby is looking well
Saw this on the news this morning
Better than sugarplums dancing in your head.
This is how you know you’re drinking classy wine.
No idea how to answer waze on this one
Bought a new TV antenna on Amazon. Came to the house like this, and my wife saw it on the porch from the doorbell camera. Her text: “WTF”? “
Having a girlfriend while on a deserted island
Bristol Airport prayer room
Found this at a friends house
free range too
In the eye of the beholder
If I’m not matching outfits with my besties in retirement then I don’t want to live..
Black Friday Deals
Who am I to pass up a Black Friday sale?
I wish you a Merry Christmas
Escalator has refused to escalate
A subtle reminder for drivers.
Somewhere in India
Every sign has a story
Get a room!
My girlfriend ordered Door dash tonight. I don’t know what they are trying to deliver
Our new family cousin Thanksgiving tradition… candy roulette
So as you all know, it’s Thanksgiving. After stuffing my face, I bent down to pick up my cat and ripped the ass right out of these.
found the bald section at the bookstore.
Censored vegan menu photo
From my family to yours, Happy Thanksgiving!
On this day in 1965, three youths were arrested for improperly disposing of trash in Stockbridge, Massachusetts
Nice triple team defense?
Tan line Turkey: If you want try something freaky this Thanksgiving
“Missionary sex mild”
My 7 year old son gave this to me after I wouldn’t get him a toy at the children’s museum gift shop
It was so sad to see them go.
This is how I lived
How to accept compliments [OC]
Men’s best friend [OC]
Startled emu found hiding in my knee
I asked a local business if I could use their bathroom, spotted this in there
We have guests go get the fancy one
Australian vineyards take biosecurity very seriously.
All I can read is “makes me fart”
Revenge is sweet
Today is my wife’s birthday. My MIL just dropped off some party supplies for later. My wife is turning 39…
A favorite casserole among teachers
So my boyfriend’s family is about a foot taller than I am…
I’d ask but I’m afraid to hear the answer.
Everyone Wants Your Email Address. Think Twice Before Sharing It.
At my dentist’s checkout
The Inflation Bar
Cabin in Alaska for rent, lovely view.
20 years ago this was just a joke
The fluffiest pollutant in our water
The Mammal and The Reptile
My girlfriend is at a concert and sent me this pic
30 minutes?! Is she giving it a fucking MRI?!
Genitalia Olympics Graphics