I think I’ll stick to McDonalds.

Looks like I’ve got a bit of an addiction.

I’m the faaaat guy.

Deals at Target so good after adjusting for inflation

The owner recieved noise complaints, set up a nanny cam. This is what they saw LOL

Better believe I pulled over for this.

Can’t change the batteries in these … pure torture at end of life.

It gets worse the longer you look

Move over tinder

Emo Fluff hopes you have a good day today

The puzzle my gf just finished was cool- butt

Found this pic of me getting ready for a fancy dress competition. My sister was ill so my mom thought of sending me instead of her. I’m a boy.

If you received this card at Christmas would you think it was funny?

The “CAT-AT”. I would absolutely buy a fleet of these.

Teenage Robot

Heavy Duty

Little Observational Riding Hood

It’s time somebody gave these guys the spotlight

What my 3 year old nephew said he is thankful for at preschool…

Who’s coming first?

Will he though?

funny street art

My chiropractor has a personalized plate

Don’t Forget to Save the Planet

Someone went Super Saiyan

We are currently in the top class in global market share for metal bananas.

Feesh

Seen in hospital parking lot.

MIL had surgery and sent my wife to Costco

Dad Joke Ornament

It’s in Uranus

My future son looks like a south park character

Kylie Jenner looks like that bread puppet after all that work done

Sean Connery went to school here.

Dobby is looking well

Saw this on the news this morning

Better than sugarplums dancing in your head.

Q-tips [OC]

This is how you know you’re drinking classy wine.

No idea how to answer waze on this one

Bought a new TV antenna on Amazon. Came to the house like this, and my wife saw it on the porch from the doorbell camera. Her text: “WTF”? “

Having a girlfriend while on a deserted island

Bristol Airport prayer room

Found this at a friends house

free range too

In the eye of the beholder

If I’m not matching outfits with my besties in retirement then I don’t want to live..

Black Friday Deals

Who am I to pass up a Black Friday sale?

I wish you a Merry Christmas

Escalator has refused to escalate

A subtle reminder for drivers.

Somewhere in India

Every sign has a story

Get a room!

My girlfriend ordered Door dash tonight. I don’t know what they are trying to deliver

Our new family cousin Thanksgiving tradition… candy roulette

So as you all know, it’s Thanksgiving. After stuffing my face, I bent down to pick up my cat and ripped the ass right out of these.

found the bald section at the bookstore.

Censored vegan menu photo

From my family to yours, Happy Thanksgiving!

pickles

On this day in 1965, three youths were arrested for improperly disposing of trash in Stockbridge, Massachusetts

Happy Thanksgiving!

Nice triple team defense?

Tan line Turkey: If you want try something freaky this Thanksgiving

CatBee

“Missionary sex mild”

My 7 year old son gave this to me after I wouldn’t get him a toy at the children’s museum gift shop

It was so sad to see them go.

Canadian Swear-Jar

Exactly! 🥺

This is how I lived

How to accept compliments [OC]

Creepy House

Men’s best friend [OC]

False advertising.

Startled emu found hiding in my knee

I asked a local business if I could use their bathroom, spotted this in there

Nas laughing

We have guests go get the fancy one

Australian vineyards take biosecurity very seriously.

All I can read is “makes me fart”

Revenge is sweet

Today is my wife’s birthday. My MIL just dropped off some party supplies for later. My wife is turning 39…

A favorite casserole among teachers

So my boyfriend’s family is about a foot taller than I am…

I’d ask but I’m afraid to hear the answer.

Everyone Wants Your Email Address. Think Twice Before Sharing It.

At my dentist’s checkout

Understandable 👍

The Inflation Bar

Cabin in Alaska for rent, lovely view.

20 years ago this was just a joke

Peaceful protesting.

The fluffiest pollutant in our water

The Mammal and The Reptile

My girlfriend is at a concert and sent me this pic

30 minutes?! Is she giving it a fucking MRI?!

Genitalia Olympics Graphics