It must have been the wind

“The Move”

The owner of this truck was ready to bolt out of there at a moments notice.

My middle school has a carnival every year, this was one of its raffles.

A sad short story.

My son thinks he is hilarious – told him to stack the dishes in the sink

Someone at my work put this up on the community fridge. I think they’ve had enough.

My son wrote an apology letter to my wife…

This septic truck

You’ve heard of K-9… name this law enforcement unit

What am I looking at

Alternative Universe Asimov

Our new janitor at my American Legion Post is computer savvy. New sign posted at the urinals:

Operation: Toy Story – Brides name is Mandy so we painted the sole of the groom’s shoe

Making it Simple

Wheelchair ramps in Pakistan

What country is this?

Is it a Makasushi or Sushironi?

Silly game!

Idk why I think this is hilarious

Idk why I think this is hilarious

After asking my 15 year old if he needed me to grab anything while I was out shopping, I received this lovely text.

My boss put this up as a reminder of our core values.

My fortune from the Chinese buffet got cut off, so this is all it said

This squirrel likes to terrorize my cat every day

This squirrel likes to terrorize my cat every day

This squirrel likes to terrorize my cat every day

More security on a motorcycle

Gotta love these signs

Took my 12 year old to the Grand Canyon and he pulled this one on me

Local garden centre asking the tough questions

Funny to me at least

Nice try pierce!! 😭

This spam email says you can write them to unsubscribe, so I’m giving it a shot.

Trying to walk outside in NYC today

Perfect marketing timing?

Ambitious

So I pulled a large weed out of my front garden, now my lawn has a butthole…

Oppressed

My cat looks like she’s planning to overthrow the empire

Crystal Ball

This plane smells like butt.

Japanese spa discovers chair weight limit when letting in Americans for the first time

Honest Car Wash Sign

I always quoted Waterboy when drinking from water fountains, and then I found this gem.

My friend woke up to this

I know. Me too.

What kind of doctor is this?

Convenient

Lamp in my uncle’s house… (He is not neo-nazis)

Fatherly love

The first time on splash mountain was a lot. My wife said “it looked as though his soul left his body…” But he wanted to see the crocodiles again. And forgot about the drop.

I won’t.

I won’t.

You Keep Using That Word, I Do Not Think It Means What You Think It Means

the scuzzy local sex shop in my town has got game.

Cheesecake? What cheesecake?

It was fun while it lasted, Reddit

Cancelled plans

[OC] Get the Door, it’s Cats

Bless You [OC]

Saw this at Motor City Comic Con this year by DisParodyArt. Title: Deuce Wayne

My girlfriend says this doesn’t look like a penis. What do you think?

he a thicc boy

he a thicc boy

Received this email this morning. Damn, he hacked my operating system.

Received this email this morning. Damn, he hacked my operating system.

Saved $19.99 on a U-Haul

I saw this today at the VA hospital

B8

Aliens

Behind every sign is a story

A “No-fart” sign in an elevator

New Proctologist in town.

Put holes on one side. Put buttons on the other. Done!

Saw this in a shop window in Scarborough UK

$500 dollars of cat toys

Ya don’t say …

Nana, none of your seasonings have any flavor…

The Nintendo Captcha System gave me an image of a dude taking a leak…

The Nintendo Captcha System gave me an image of a dude taking a leak…

The Nintendo Captcha System gave me an image of a dude taking a leak…

Pls stahp

Twin

I Want You To Get MAD! [OC]

Pic of 6 year old me. My sister was ill so she couldn’t compete in a fancy dress competition so my mom sent me instead. I’m a boy.

Gift from my wife. This is love.

Sold as “Sheets with rose pattern” in the catalogue, looks like this on the bed …

Jesus Christ!

A døg once bit my sister

Dude must be a giant

Saw in Indianapolis over the weekend

Saw in Indianapolis over the weekend

I guess they had a bad day

Near Death Experience

I saw Harrison Ford this morning. Kind of underwhelming to be honest.

Well? Have you?

Someone hacked a traffic sign by my house this morning.

This eigh-year-old is going places

Dementia