My parents had an owl fall in their pool. I present to you, the most pissed off owl I have ever seen.
My friend’s delivery arrived while she was out, so the courier ‘left it under the mat for safekeeping’…
My parents were fully supportive of my teenage goth phase, under the condition they could take pictures to laugh at when I was older
Took this pic at the Starbucks drive-thru this afternoon. I’ve titled it “Just tell them your order so I don’t get it wrong”
My wife and I can’t come to an agreement on which drawer should hold utensils in our new house; it’s been 9 months of this
I’m filling out job applications for large corporations(this is Regions Bank) and these are actual skills they’ll let you pick.