This cat stopped by my office today; wondering if I should call the owner, I checked his tags and found myself cracking up instead. He certainly caught me!
To honor the 55th birthday of the bald, buff & hilarious Terry Crews, I decided to dress as his TV sitcom character: Terry Jeffords from “Brooklyn Nine-Nine.” Feedback Appreciated.
Seagull -> Window -> Result. Wingspan and all. Impressive that it simultaneously relieved itself on impact.
If my knowledge thanks to video games has taught me anything, it’s that this truck won’t be removed until I’ve completed more of the main quest
My very conservative, very bad at any technology more advanced than an incandescent bulb, 95 y/o grandmother called me and said her TV was broken.
Did no one involved at some point consider that ‘bar mitzvah’ might not be the first “big BM” to come to mind?
My cat kept stealing my dogs bed and my dog is scared of my cat so my wife had to get the same bed for the cat to keep the peace. There’s so much drama going on right now.
My husband gave chickens raw pasta and he’s still confused why they didn’t eat it “they ate raw rice why not past” is his logic
There’s a turf war going on between donair shops over an auction for a full donair costume in Edmonton