My friend wanted her vanity plate to say, “Maleficent” but I think she accidentally came up with something better.
All of us believed that, given just one chance, we’d fill up every goddamn bucket in Bozo’s Grand Prize Game and ride that glorious new Schwinn bicycle right on out of the WGN studios.
got super high and was convinced something was wrong with the roof of my mouth. woke up the next day and realized i had sent this photo to an unfortunate amount of people
Found another of my diaries from I think 2015 or 2016. By then I was clearly a pro at getting in trouble
I got a coconut shake from a local burger joint and thought it tasted weird. I looked at the label before I threw it away and learned that there was a big miscommunication in the drive-thru.