My wife and I can’t come to an agreement on which drawer should hold utensils in our new house; it’s been 9 months of this
I’m filling out job applications for large corporations(this is Regions Bank) and these are actual skills they’ll let you pick.
And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords. I’d like to remind them as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves.
A kid threw something at our neighbors house, then tried to run away. He got his head stuck in a fence. I love instant karma.