This Neighborhood in PA

Must be serving iced tea

Found them….

Happy Halloween :)

No one got my costume :(

Saw this on my way home from work

Voicemail transcript from doctor went weird real quick.

Today is my 55th Birthday and I’m spending it at the Royal SAS Hotel in Copenhagen. I asked for an 8×10 photo of Alfonso Ribeiro in my room months ago and they did it!! BEST BIRTHDAY EVER!

She also needs vacation

Everything’s gonna be okay 👍

Someone asked the boss if we were going to have cake for Halloween, he disappeared and came back with this.

Everything will be explained later

My wife always dreamed of a convertible, now she finally bought it. First ride:

Peter Griffin… Oh noooo…

My one-legged costume could help this car wash promote a 50% off sale

my husband left this in my camera roll for me

Wife says the lobster is happy, I see the lobster as sad

Forget the gym…

The skeletons are taking over

Please don’t speak Italian to the goat

“Please show how you know”

Good thing the game is balanced now.

This sign in Italy. Don’t pee here or we’ll cut off your balls

Same, plant, same.

I think this guy wins Halloween. Cruising down the road at 50 miles an hour

I took a picture of the moon lastnight

Uber eats needed proof that I didn’t get my food

This ‘dog paw cleaner’ at Aldi uk for 1.99

Free that spider

Went to the air show this weekend. I have to admit, I’m impressed with the new tech.

If you do something you love

I want in. What ever this is! 😭

I tried to create a fun, educational sticker display for our daughter on the patio door and accidentally made baby’s first ouija board.

Should I send this to my wife who is planning to take her drivers license this year?

Got told off by a 4 year old

Please…

Please Hold

Bring a big spoon

My friends made sure I didn’t leave last night from the Halloween party.

Winning Halloween is the same as winning the Olympics

Halloween in Australia

I dont get any girls

This cutting board at the antique shop

My “Going Away” cake from my last day at work at an IT company.

In a divided country, Daylight Saving Time is an issue we can all get behind. #MSLA ☀️🇺🇸

Feliz Halloween 🎃 🥳

Neighbors put up Halloween decor that looks suspiciously similar to me and my wife…

Carved the scariest pumpkin I could think of

Whats about to happen?

Roar, MF.. Roar

Glad my local supermarket is looking out for us on these deals!

Bureaucracy is getting out of hand.

I’m having car problems, any suggestions?

Every time I go to put my ankle on my knee to put on shoes, this happens…

Fr😂

Five star product

Figured out what the Tesla Cybertruck reminds me of

Yup, one whole year of planning to see this

She’s in for a reel good time

Going back in time

Figured out what the Tesla Cybertruck reminds me of

Yup, one whole year of planning to see this

She’s in for a reel good time

Local grocery store is working their cashiers too hard

My 5 year old’s self portrait has me dying

Calls ‘em like he sees ‘em

The Last Airbender

Hello there

Funny movie reference.

Well okay then

Kid Rock looks like Dr. Phil dressed up as Kid Rock.

Goodbye

Narcissus

Toy Story 5

The cutest criminal there is

*press*press*press*press*

As seen in the elevator at work this morning lol

Toy Story 5

The cutest criminal there is

*press*press*press*press*

As seen in the elevator at work this morning lol

They need your help

My fortune cookie fortune hurt me deeply.

High School Teacher Ban List

I think my 1st grader understood the assignment better than the teacher.

My family cactus

Teacher recording a video of her students

This eggplant that looks like Skeeter from Doug…..at least to me.

The Scariest Costume I could think of

Go to your nearest witchdoctor instead

One of my wife’s birthday gifts. I opened the bj one first and was like, “no way I got two!” 😂

That’s definitely something a haunted chair would say

Can’t you people do anything right?!

Spotted this from a remote Wyoming road. Some rancher out there has a great sense of humor

If there’s something off-putting in your community, whom should you contact?

Abducted

Who thought this was a good idea?

Teach your robots right

Patience Pays Off

🎵gonna wash that devil right off of your car🎵