When you appreciate the well wishes, but you really just want to get to cutting the Birthday Cake [Happy 93rd to William Shatner]
“Twenty Four Score and Seven Years ago, I opened up a can of whoopass… and I’m back to finish the job”
MRW I set up an at-home sleep apnea test and my wife comes home asking why my Frankenstein looking ass needs all those wires
Carl Sagan was perhaps the most influential media figure in my early years, helping me understand the inmensity of the universe. Take a moment today to remember him and, perhaps, learn something new.
TFW you participate in a Secret Santa at work, but you know nothing about the person you get assigned
MRW Paramount+ removes its ad-free option and starts loading Trek episodes/movies with shitty commercials
IMPORTANT: Gfycat shuts down after Sept 1st. Backup any gifs you have there! (instructions in comments)
MRW I steal the answers for an upcoming multiple choice test and I find out the answer to the toughest question