Everybody was Kung Fu fighting! Those cats were fast as lightning… in fact, it was a little bit frightening!
“They say this cat Worf is a bad mother…” (Shut your mouth) “I’m talkin’ ’bout Worf!” (Then we can dig it)
MRW I’m doing anything on my phone and get an unskippable advertisement, but don’t want to give a corporation the satisfaction of me watching it
“Captain’s Log: Stardate 41376.9. The Enterprise has been sent to rendezvous with delegates of a species known as the Erekti”
MRW someone reports a SNW gif posted by a mod as “not Star Trek related”, on a subreddit with a SNW flair
Me and my wife’s eternal cycle of motivating each other to go out and tempting each other to stay in and relax
MRW it’s no longer rainy and overcast… after four days of missing a chance to see the Aurora Borealis
When you appreciate the well wishes, but you really just want to get to cutting the Birthday Cake [Happy 93rd to William Shatner]
“Twenty Four Score and Seven Years ago, I opened up a can of whoopass… and I’m back to finish the job”
MRW I set up an at-home sleep apnea test and my wife comes home asking why my Frankenstein looking ass needs all those wires
Carl Sagan was perhaps the most influential media figure in my early years, helping me understand the inmensity of the universe. Take a moment today to remember him and, perhaps, learn something new.
TFW you participate in a Secret Santa at work, but you know nothing about the person you get assigned
MRW Paramount+ removes its ad-free option and starts loading Trek episodes/movies with shitty commercials
