Lorem Ipsum everywhere

It’s learning

AI has breached containment. Call your loved ones

I have been using Vim for the past 2 years, not because I like it I just haven’t figured out how to exit it yet.

The world if Windows was POSIX compliant

I know how to joke

“Can you explain the gap in ur resume?”

What’s your “Measure Once, Cut Twice” phrase, for when you make a stupid mistake?

Say the line Bart!

It always sounds interesting and exciting at first

No its not DAV, its Dev.

Living in this programmer’s paradise

10px should work fine

Never again

Sounds about right

It was local files but my obsidian vault, isos and reminders are gone

Sleep >>>>>>>

Searching for dev jobs be like…

My GF’s uni experience

I just need to finish this project

Training a Living Language Model

PHP was dead 10 years ago right?

This is some advanced level programming

Literally

ChatGPT is well-suited to replace project managers

No! My IDE is not enough productive

Well that’s one way to look at things.

Gotcha, sly one!

GCC uses GCC to compile itself

From the depths of LinkedIn

C#: Integer.One

Don’t you have a pointless meeting to schedule?

qwert

It’s so easy to learn

It’s a mystery, we’ll never know

Which of you did this

Why is VSCode doing that?

How is it correct…

In an alternative universe…

Where is my $100,000 salary? (Instagram ad)

.gitignore completion

Every frontend web dev for some reason

Have you thought?

https://yourmom.zip

What could go wrong

Iam huffing mad copium here that the new AI tools make Office a bit more worth while again…

This is the right way

Literally

Try not to make a mistake.

Sounds about right

Try not to make a mistake.

Saw this on another sub

Step 1 of being a programmer: Oh that should be easy.

Can I go back to bed now?

I absolutely LOVE the Ryu API documentation.

Tell me you don’t know any programming language without telling me you don’t know any programming language

So glad the issue isn’t on our end

my first :D

I found out the code of half the pyramid scheme.

My brain aches

Nothing is more permanent than a temporary solution

Pro programmer

sinus for physicists

Wow…

When you make debugging unbearable for those sweet sweet savings of a 1.44 MB floppy disk’s worth of storage

What else can I do to improve my home office?

Fixing an earlier meme

Can someone help me how to boot my new OS?

I really didn’t know how to react to this, other than to post it here…

Missile Guidance System in JavaScript

From the depths of LinkedIn

Thank you for your service

Me, talking to the junior developers…

Unit Tests?

This meme will be removed in version 1.4

All??