me

Is your language eco friendly?

Soon, you need to be better than the AI or else……

pathetic

♥️🙏

My AI is racist

Sounds about right

Legacy systems of tomorrow

Mentally sanest LinkedIn recruiter

If you love it so much, why don’t you move there?

everyone’s happy 😂

Very different photos. Very similar times.

They’re not sending their best

Sounds about right

Every commit be like:

TIL someone at the company I freelance for reads the commit messages

Anyone else? It just feels classier.

In a random 15 minute time zone in Asia someone is empathizing with the stove

Never been so offended like this

That is looking kinda sus

SQL Explained

The duality of developers

Mentally sanest LinkedIn recruiter

You too can be a programmer!

Sent a quote to a potential client…

My blood pressure monitor comes with code completion

For some reason this made me laugh

DROP TABLE `client details`;

Me after trying to use Git with Eclipse

If HAL ran on Linux

It’s always the OS. Not me.

At least now the CI is green

I’ve written an app in kotlin

How I see it

Productivity is an illusion

Common boys (and girls)

Anyone else? It just feels classier.

Literally

❤️❤️❤️

💀

When people assume open source also means open to contribution

Awww… they are missing me, that’s so nice :)

Programming YouTubers should be called the oracle because they have all the answers

Why do they do this?

CI/CD = 0.2525 (according to Google)

Somebody screw’d up real bad

Good comments = good practice

Programmers – Pure of heart

Microsoft vs Apple user back in the 2000

most sane web3 job listing

This explains why my desktop has been so slow, it does not contain a data transferring battery

What FAANG looks like in my head

Felt the moment when there is no way out.

Good luck debugging this

He who is little, fears a horse (Home country saying)

Agyle

yourwife.zip

Security++

SQL injection or smth, idk

found in my archive

Woe is a devs life

True story.

Post I saw her on Twitter

Turn on VPN

Oy Vey

Which will win old age or anaconda?

Senior

Every time

I don’t wanna say but, yes.

Every Zoom meeting be like…

I see your alternative universe and I’ll raise you my actual universe

GPT-4 is becoming too real.

How My Day Went Today

First time writing bash scripts for work, not sure if this is true elsewhere

STOP USING PYTHON 😡😡😡

not too easy as we proceed

This is my life meow

It’s that simple guys

My proposal for new JavaScript standards

Try not to make a mistake.

Empty vs Null String

Important question is why does GitHub take that much space?

go back to coding

What do you mean with i don’t understand my code?

Say the line Bart!

Anyone else? It just feels classier.

Non-Committal

Companies: We can’t find any good candidates!!! Also companies:

Looks like someone is indexing at the wrong number

A Cream for everything

Don’t worry about actual work, that’s for the senior developers

When you look at the skill needed for full stack developer

Making a Case

When you let a software engineer decide the platform numbering

Seriously. Just woke up one morning and it made so much sense.

Microsoft Edge on Twitter

in a parallel universe

Reserved keyword Jeffrey

First time writing bash scripts for work, not sure if this is true elsewhere

A funny language