I know it was meant to be a social statement, but I definitely see this also applying to us coding

Actual photo of our senior dev’s last minute commit to try to get a build out on time

It was his first 2 weeks… and his last.

i hate this unnecessary loops

I swear I know what I’m doing /s

me

I don’t know why we needed this script. But I trust my senior dev colleague.

I can’t even see

Custom status codes.

Woe is a devs life

Game developers back then bs game developers now

That one person!

My friend said his code has a lot of bugs, so i asked him to send the code

Cheers to the new intern at Omron:)

Can I go back to bed now?

When you fixed a bug but it only unblocked another bug

Guess who have to create an array of ≈100 coordinates in Kotlin

I hope I’m not alone

Part of the ship, part of the crew

The novice JavaScript developer seeks absolute truth. The JavaScript zen master knows that truth is an illusion.

Never been so offended like this

Mentally sanest LinkedIn recruiter

Mentally sanest LinkedIn recruiter

HR these days…

me

Is your language eco friendly?

Soon, you need to be better than the AI or else……

pathetic

♥️🙏

My AI is racist

Sounds about right

Legacy systems of tomorrow

Mentally sanest LinkedIn recruiter

If you love it so much, why don’t you move there?

everyone’s happy 😂

Very different photos. Very similar times.

They’re not sending their best

Sounds about right

Every commit be like:

TIL someone at the company I freelance for reads the commit messages

Anyone else? It just feels classier.

In a random 15 minute time zone in Asia someone is empathizing with the stove

Never been so offended like this

That is looking kinda sus

SQL Explained

The duality of developers

Mentally sanest LinkedIn recruiter

You too can be a programmer!

Sent a quote to a potential client…

My blood pressure monitor comes with code completion

For some reason this made me laugh

DROP TABLE `client details`;

Me after trying to use Git with Eclipse

If HAL ran on Linux

It’s always the OS. Not me.

At least now the CI is green

I’ve written an app in kotlin

How I see it

Productivity is an illusion

Common boys (and girls)

Anyone else? It just feels classier.

Literally

❤️❤️❤️

💀

When people assume open source also means open to contribution

Awww… they are missing me, that’s so nice :)

Programming YouTubers should be called the oracle because they have all the answers

Why do they do this?

CI/CD = 0.2525 (according to Google)

Somebody screw’d up real bad

Good comments = good practice

Programmers – Pure of heart

Microsoft vs Apple user back in the 2000

most sane web3 job listing

This explains why my desktop has been so slow, it does not contain a data transferring battery

What FAANG looks like in my head

Felt the moment when there is no way out.

Good luck debugging this

He who is little, fears a horse (Home country saying)

Agyle

yourwife.zip

Security++

SQL injection or smth, idk

found in my archive

Woe is a devs life

True story.

Post I saw her on Twitter

Turn on VPN

Oy Vey

Which will win old age or anaconda?

Senior

Every time

I don’t wanna say but, yes.

Every Zoom meeting be like…

I see your alternative universe and I’ll raise you my actual universe

GPT-4 is becoming too real.

How My Day Went Today

First time writing bash scripts for work, not sure if this is true elsewhere

STOP USING PYTHON 😡😡😡

not too easy as we proceed