Maybe she’s late

He didn’t use arch btw

Rust be like

Seriously though why doesn’t it tell me if I try to do something incompatible

I can’t believe so many software engineers work at Google. What do they even do, the product is already built

Passwords, how do they work? (Conversation with a guy who has been a developer for 5 years)

Since we are talking about game devs these days

little does he know

Am I…?

Asking the important questions

Should’ve checked the hostname once.

Use Linux they said

tired of seeing “AI beat Flappy Bird” for the 69th time

Lately just like doggi

Git commit message

Me and my usefulness

A typical debugging session

but I love semicolons !

Oops

The consequences of my design decisions

Network communications 101

When feature from their main promo message is not included

thanks

Responsive Design go brrr

Circular F*ckery

Recursion stack exceeded

And it has only one comment

Shout out to the 5% game devs in this subreddit

the worst feeling

HTML is not a programming language

Who are these angels decended from heaven?

AWS in a nutshell!

Why do we do this?

You will never get me!

My FBI agent when I google: How to silently kill a child

Scaling Problems, huh?

AI will take over the world?

First thing to check: CTRL+S

Time to grind

Today was fun. My colleague accidentally clicked regenerate (instead of copy) on an api key used by 10+ teams for development.

Definitely not my post, either.

Found on Facebook gonna get my coffee before I can get offended properly

Reaction to every tool’s website

Feeling philosophical

Bing has a major attitude problem

Me thinking it’s impossible to do what my friends do.

Couldn’t get this out of my head, so I had to make a stupid meme about it

Existential crisis

Bullying by DeepMind

Hate it when this happens

Mother Nature committed quite a few times on this branch

I know it was meant to be a social statement, but I definitely see this also applying to us coding

Actual photo of our senior dev’s last minute commit to try to get a build out on time

It was his first 2 weeks… and his last.

i hate this unnecessary loops

I swear I know what I’m doing /s

me

I don’t know why we needed this script. But I trust my senior dev colleague.

I can’t even see

Custom status codes.

Woe is a devs life

Game developers back then bs game developers now

That one person!

My friend said his code has a lot of bugs, so i asked him to send the code

Cheers to the new intern at Omron:)

Can I go back to bed now?

When you fixed a bug but it only unblocked another bug

Guess who have to create an array of ≈100 coordinates in Kotlin

I hope I’m not alone

Part of the ship, part of the crew

The novice JavaScript developer seeks absolute truth. The JavaScript zen master knows that truth is an illusion.

Never been so offended like this

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HR these days…

me

Is your language eco friendly?

Soon, you need to be better than the AI or else……

pathetic

♥️

My AI is racist

Sounds about right

Legacy systems of tomorrow

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If you love it so much, why don’t you move there?

everyone’s happy

Very different photos. Very similar times.

They’re not sending their best

Sounds about right

Every commit be like:

TIL someone at the company I freelance for reads the commit messages

Anyone else? It just feels classier.

In a random 15 minute time zone in Asia someone is empathizing with the stove

Never been so offended like this

That is looking kinda sus

SQL Explained

The duality of developers

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You too can be a programmer!

Sent a quote to a potential client…