Time Magazine’s Top….

Do you remember?

Paul Gosar on distinctions without differences

Cue the 90s music! The truth is out there.

In you go

Every politician on the campaign trail.

DeSantis is Jealous (OC)

Political terrorists

in search of intelligent life

As the boycott continues.

I’m noticing a pattern 🤔

One is a dangerous psychopath with more power than a dangerous lunatic should have, the other is Homelander

Kevin McCarthy brags about making struggling Americans work for food

Show this to a Republican and watch them backpedal like they’re playing CB in the NFL

“Biden Laughs Off Pardoning Trump.” … Great, now do DeSantis.

UNTIL NEXT TIME

The only consistent principle Republicans have is hypocrisy

in search of intelligent life

Gonna be a long June for MAGA

It’s not a compromise, it’s extortion

Emotional merchandise.

The House will come to order ….

Ron DeSantis Relaunches Presidential Campaign From Inside Burning Tesla

“Biden Laughs Off Pardoning Trump.” … Great, now do DeSantis.

Conservative House of Worship

Mary Kay Kay Kay?

Desantis’s campaign is starting the way the US would react if he were elected

Every politician on the campaign trail.

Stupid, self-imposed crisis (OC)

Problem? What problem?

What bribery?

Illinois attorney general report says rampant child sexual abuse is occurring in conservative-leaning religious institutions and not at drag shows

It’s tough to keep track of what they’re boycotting

Meanwhile, in Texas, Republicans are clutching the pearls …

As a Floridian, this is spot on.

A picture…..

ideally, it’s 11 to have a kid and 25 to vote 🙄

And you’ll never guess which publication everyone reads

Everything terrifies these people… bonus tweet below.

The hypocrisy of conservative Christianity…

“Accidentally” records himself in sauna…

Fearing indictment is imminent in classified docs probe, Trump’s legal team has formally requested a meeting with Attorney General Merrick Garland

Oil is woke

California Governor demands records from textbook companies to see which are caving to Florida’s ‘extremist’ demands

Very interesting indeed.

Twitter Poll [oc]

Self-aware MAGA

Elon Musk insists Ron DeSantis’s disastrous Twitter launch was a success because the catastrophe received ‘massive attention’

What’s that about going woke, go broke? Official Trump 2020 Gay Pride MAGA hat anyone?

Won’t somebody think of the children?

Do these people even READ the Constitution?

You’ll shoot your eye out kid!

You didn’t actually think the GOP suddenly developed a conscience, did you?

“Wokey” the 8th Dwarf

Discussing important classified secrets ….

Do it.

Donald Vs Donald

easy bait for a godwin’s point

Republicans Equate Climate Change to ‘A Warm Breeze’

Problem? What problem?

Desantis orders Disney’s Hall of Presidents to close because of drag queen presidents

AOC FTW

She’s got a good point!

I did that: Oath Keepers founder Rhodes sentenced to 18 years in prison

Ken Paxton is apparently too criminal and corrupt for republicans

Is this what the American Dream has become?

Ron DeSantis wants to take his ‘war on minorities’ national

You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means

Thinly veiled motives

In other news, sales of Rascals plummet.

that time they ridiculed Michelle for not being “proud of her country”

Neo-conservatism killed the GOP.

Mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the biggest snowflake of them all

Manhood

Republican voters be like: iS a gReAt dEaL

No wonder everyone is moving to the lone star state :-)

Ex-RNC Chair hits Republicans with a harsh truth about 2024

Yet another instance of The Simpsons predicting the future.

Noise canceling headphones on aisle 12

That took a wild turn

How the meetings are going between McCarthy and Biden

Why don’t conservatives want to go back to the old fashioned way?

Taxes? Sounds unpleasant

Slow Day? Get Your Rage On with the MAGA Wheel of Outrage!

Grifters gonna grift.

If DeSantis is elected president we’ll need a Memorial Day for Democracy.

If this upsets you, you might be a redneck, I mean fascist

With debt ceiling deal, GOP reveals its only real goal was cruelty to the poor

I’m Back in the Saddle Again!

It’s “They took our jobs” all over again

Big day ruined :(

Cognitive Dissonance

A fool and their money will soon part ways.

Now why can’t they go back to this mindset?

There will also be raffles and door prizes!

David, do you mean 36 yr old, divorced grandma, highschool-dropout, former paid “escort”, and failed business owner Lauren Boebert?! Get it right, man!🤣

Because, you know, somebody gotta teach them the “right way”

Be all you can be!

You know you’re lame when you’re struggling just to be mediocre

Locked. Him. Up.