Trump promises if elected in 2024, he will rename Veteran’s Day to Suckers and Losers Day and Memorial Day to Dead Suckers and Losers Day.
Donald to testify today that he wasn’t lying back when he said his properties were worth whatever Saudi’s would pay…
Pete Buttigieg has to keep explaining to Republican leaders that “seasons” have nothing to do with the disastrous consequences of the earth’s temperature rising 2.7 degrees
“Ashamed of their political positions, Republican presidential candidates can’t even face the audience. ‘Don’t look at us,’ they cried.”
Democrats dedicated to avoiding a shutdown strike a surprise deal to fund the government and protect U.S. economy
Ask him what he thinks should happen to a domestic TERRORIST WHO STOLE CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS, is a self-admitted RAPIST, has filed BANKRUPTCY 6x, and is actively trying to OVERTHROW democracy on behalf of RUSSIA? f-off MAGA supporters – YOU ARE THE PROBLEM
Fighting to eliminate funding to Ukraine and shut down our government, if the freedom caucus was a nest of Russian spies they’d be doing a hell of a job!
Kennedy Jr. says he’s turning his back on the Democratic party and will continue his presidential candidacy as an Independent
“So we agree that the whole government can be shut down by a consensus of Congress’s 10 biggest weirdos?” ~Paul Noth The New Yorker
tfw you forget about the final presentation and the class isn’t believing that Isaac Newton invented light
Union buster begs for union endorsement because “It doesn’t make a damn bit of difference what you get because in two years you’re all going to be out of business”
