Every reporter must ask Mike Johnson what type of dinosaur Jesus rode.

MAGA Mike Johnson

So. Much. Winning.

Meet the new Speaker; same as the old Speaker

So helpful.

Oh no 🙈

They did it!

Johnson is a dickhead

How many do you need for them to work?

Yay! We have an election denier as Speaker! /s

New Speaker of the House just dropped

GOP Doubles Down on Denial

But…but…9/11!

Blessed be the Vote

You broke it, you fix it.

Republicans to nominate [name] for speaker

And so it continues…

but that’s it.

you know the type

It’s the Hard Knock Life

Your call is important to us. Which is spelled U.S., of course.

How true!!!

The GOP doesnt understand how America works

Alt Right real torn right now

Guy Needs to Make Up His Mind

My active submission for the GOP rebrand

Scare the kids in your neighborhood this Halloween with a Matt “Groomer” Gaetz pumpkin

“I fought for Donald Trump and all I got was farted on by Rudy Giuliani”

ANOTHER WIN FOR LETTUCE!! Scalise, Jordan, Emmer Republicans (0-3) vs. Lettuce (3-0)

Republicans all trying to become speaker of the House

How it started and how it’s going

The rats are leaving the sinking ship and falling on their swords.

Test your skills! Cast your vote for the next flippers! Hurry before they Flip!

Mafia Bosses Upset At Trump Comparison: “We have class. This guy’s a clown.”

Tom Emmer wins the lottery to have himself publicly humiliated

Who she gonna flip next?

Donald Trump after hearing about Jenna Ellis’s guilty plea

Sorry Eastman. We’re all out of “get out of jail free” cards

Hungry Florida man can’t stop talking Turkey

Time to get the popcorn ready.

Ghoulish Halloween options

The most accurate court sketch ever!

American Library Association announces October 24 is “Piss Off Moms For Liberty Day!”

Next week he’ll really blow their minds when he tells them what dog looks like spelled backwards

Blame Obama

Nine candidate from the realm of men, who are above all else desire power.

I can’t believe this atrocity actually exists LMAO

Breaking News!

It would’ve been harder for MAGA and QAnon to rot so many brains

Planet of the Dopes

Bill’s got a point there

2022 Crime Stats- It’s now time to panic!

Reading list

The pride parade called, they said ‘tone it down’

NOW: Meet Agolf, watch Melania strut around in a bikini, get your nuclear secrets on – only at Club Mar-a-Lago!

I’ll start: Giving away nuclear secrets

Ths speakership is more proof that Republicans are now only able to break things

Nobody’s WINNING in the GOP House Speaker Race! 🇺🇸

Another one my mom’s church shared!

Donald told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was Trump’s final, most essential command.

Spot on

Unforgivable debt is a harsh mistress. Enjoy!

THE HILL: Trump claims Sidney Powell was ‘never’ his attorney

A reminder why people voted Republican this year

Hardly Knew Her

You almost got it Don

A pesky little thing called “perspective”

Priorities! amirite!

What are the odds he will be getting new cufflinks?

50 cent

She lives rent free in Trump’s head

or last week, last week or even 7 years ago

The quest.

The Freedom Caucus holds out for Bender, because “he hates humans.”

Florida education needs to add maps

Bad politicians are elected by good people who don’t vote

Blue Shell the 1%

Channeling Michael Jackson?

Is Donald Trump planning to plead guilty and atone for his sins?

Tonight at 9pm, right after who wants to be the next Czar

Mike Pence explains why he’s the best choice for a second insurrection 🇺🇸

All makes sense now

I have a sudden itch,,,,,,,,

The party of slow adults

New Make America Glorious Again fund-raising e-mail from Donald J. Trump is offering donors the “unique chance” to serve prison time for him

Schrodinger’s pussy grabber

A Meeting of Minds

Today’s Republican Party

Sorry MR Pence, but our Elks Lodge hall was already booked by a Lawrence Welk cover band.

Sometimes the mental gymnastics fall pretty short.

Mike Pence’s very exciting campaign tour

Judge hits Trump for violating gag order

The sheep and the wolf

this was posted unironically on a “political” sub

James Mattis holds a sign with Steve Buscemi

The Ohfer.

A big hit with the MAGA set.

Boom! The Justice System puts the smack down

The mental gymnastics these guys do is WILD

This conversation seems totally plausible