MRW when I’m the Kool-Aid man and people say Trump supporters are drinking me instead of Flavor Aid, which is what they drank at Jonestown.
What is building a Habitat home compared to Donald Trump personally going to help out at Ground Zero after 9/11? Oh, wait – that was a lie.
There could be some correlation between low reading skills and voting preferences because this map looks familiar.
Republiclowns terrified that gay nutcrackers might sexually assault elves on shelves this holiday season
His stars are so well aligned, I can see a judge grant him the right to vote twice – the second vote on behalf of the guy he “shoots standing in the middle of 5th Avenue”
In the never ending fight to avoid responsibility and to govern the party of law and order says it’s the FBIs fault by deploying the well l own GHOST BUS technique
I challenged that dude to a fight because I’m not “woke.” I sat down and behaved when that woke leftie Bernie Sanders snapped at me because…because…[cue existential panic]
118th United States Congress, on pace to be the “least productive” gathering of lawmakers since the Great Depression
Rep. Higgins: Did you or did you not send four meddling kids and a talking dog in this ghost bus to the Capitol on January 6, Director Wray?!
