Prisoner-Elect Reassures Voters They Will be Proud of Crime Again

He can’t dodge them all, right?

Taking the kids for a stroll in Alabama.

Grifty McPumpkin Tits Expands Criming Portfolio to ‘Save America PAC’

Looking into this

Reagan is rolling in his grave

They’re Becoming Self-Aware

Modern church is just preachers giving political rants now

And Dark Brandon hands Leticia James one dollar bill…

Trump tells republicans to support IVF

Gym Jordan expected to retire and move to Nassau County to coach sports.

It’s Been 2 Years Since Vladdy Selected Tulsi

When you haven’t read for class and the teacher calls on you

“We want babies to make babies to save the world” GOP

KARMA IN ACTION! Was it the big ‘ol Dumbo Ears that caught you off-balance, Tommy Tuberville?

Simpson’s Called It!!!

The next time a Republican claims to be the party of Lincoln, ask them to point to which states they think Lincoln won.

No!…eh…

Toxic sludge is great for the economy.

The same people would beat capitol officers with a thin blue line flag

Where is the car seat

Low-IQAnon Member of Congress Demands Judge Get Naked as Punishment For Trump Fraud Verdict

They’ve broken the record! By god they’ve done it!

So open.

Tulsi Gabbard’s career summed up

Trump Sneakers: When you want to finish a Race

GOP floats Trump-Tucker 2024 ticket

An example of the intelligence level of Trump supporters.

Never forget

A corny meme

Also, average temperature for Alabama population is now -300° F.

Maga republicans are paving the way for future dictators, and more McDonald’s with new Borscht Hamberders.

Republicans be like:

You’d think Donnie would understand how the court system works by now.

FOX “News” demonstrates their understanding of black Americans.

A well-regulated militia

You know it’s bad when even the ultra conservative Supreme Court doesn’t back you

If Trump is elected…say goodbye to the Supreme Court forever

Grieving Dishwasher Company Begs Failed Bottled Water Salesman For Help With Water

Actions instead of thoughts instead of prayers…

Pretty much…

When You’re Attorney General They Let You Do It

Nikki Haley, seen here realizing that just lost independents by agreeing with the Alabama Supreme Court that frozen embryos are children, doubled down and said she’ll make sure this new class of children don’t get SNAP benefits either.

We Did It America!

Man Gets MAGA Tattoo That Offends Absolutely Nobody

Better jump on the next excuse train

New GOP Logo!!!

Can’t wait to read why this is going to doom his reelection campaign

Beanie Brain called that a broke ass who can’t pay will get his assets seized? He literally should teach Harvard law!

Carpe Diem

I’m thinking of having about 1000 more. It looks lonely.

Russian and proud. – republicans probably

Some More Entertaining Than Others

Not a Great Conman Either

GOP wants Christian Nationalism – sex outside of marriage would be a crime

Predictions for next week: newborns approved to work in coal mines, declared exempt from OSHA regulations

GOP and Dysfunction are synonyms at this point

6’3” 215lbs will always be one of his best lies

Running for re-election? As Bumpkin Queen?

Sounds fair

After 53 years, Doonesbury finally went woke /s

Least confusing Trump interview.

Kari Lake and Elise Stefanik are raging right about now

Marjorie Taylor Goonie goo goo

Clinical Psychologist Trolls Struggling Shoe Salesman

Yeah, but bOtH pArTiEs

It’s an oldie, but a goodie

Gannett might be missing more than just their spine

Won’t somebody please think of the poor little cattle ranchers?

Trump Posted on Truth Social Again Today

Don’t be a cat

Someone is producing pro-2A campaign materials

These shoes discriminate against those who identify as 5′-8″

Trump and Dobby the House Elf. Don’t give him a hat, then he’d be free!

GOP is making Authoritarianism great again

Scott Adams is finally making people laugh.

Youth Activist Outmaneuvers Failed QVC Steak Salesman

Like grandfather like son.

Clarence Thomas has 30 days to resign if he wants millions from John Oliver

John Oliver is going to have to sweeten the pot.

We’re living in the ruined timeline

Republicans also hate non-freeloaders, work till you die

In a surprising counterattack, Joe Biden announces his new Dark Brandon sneakers. They’re not just sneakers, they’re an attitude. For an America with style.

Melania married to con artist

If Trump is banned from running his business in New York for the next three years, he shouldn’t be running our country for the next four.

Trump Adult Diapers (Contains Bigly Messes)

Comedian Offers Dodgy Judge Comfy Retirement Plan

You’ve seen trumps crappy shoes, Biden’s shoes, now it’s time for Dark Brandon’s Turn. Introducing Doc Brandon’s

Election Day should be a holiday

Why did America kill Alexei Navalny?

If only someone could have seen all this coming before he ran for office…

It’s really habbening

I still think 🍊is ranked to high

Al Bundy is more qualified to be POTUS too…

To the battle stations!

Faux News Angers MAGA After Dotard Dictator Continues Impressive Losing Streak

Peer-reviewed 2024 ‘Presidential Greatness Project Expert Survey’ ranks Biden as 14th-best president with Trump placing dead last

This just in

How stupid are they? This stupid! Actual current EBay listing.

Air Biden’s (Presidential Collection)