Let’s play Trump ‘fill-in the blank’ press statements! Just use these phrases and you too can totally lie like Trump. It’s amazing!
Melania Trump selling $245 customizable Mothers Day Necklaces. I don’t blame her. She may need the money.
She’s going through some things, right now, and I’m so happy for her. Couldn’t happen to a more deserving person!
Any time people bring up food or gas prices going up some redhat person always comes out of the woodwork and gives their opinion.
Apparently, Trump’s farting in court. In all honesty, I’d bet money that he’s actually sharting himself. 😂
Remember, if a Republican accuses somebody else of doing anything wrong, you can bet they’re doing it themselves.
Senator Foghorn Leghorn from Louisiana just asked to adjourn The Senate until Noon May the 1st 2004. SENILE!!!! IMPEACH!!!! UNFIT!! SLEEPY SENATOR!! DELUSIONAL!!! DOESN’T KNOW WHICH YEAR IT IS!!!