Because of course a ghostwriter would knock out a story about killing a puppy off the top of their head…
Just 12 hours after his last gag order hearing Donnie is back at it again with his next gag order violation. This time reposting false information about Judge Merchant’s daughter.
The dark side’s power is so potent that it can warp appearances, revealing the true nature of those who wield it
Trump’s Body, “ Um, we gotta poo” ; Trump’s Brain, “No we don’t. That’s fake news.” ; Trump’s Body, “ Okeedokee.. “
Evil triumphs when good people do nothing and the GOP are as close to definitive evil as we can get without calling them Nazis
“Am most certainly student of college learning place. Twenty-three skidoo-ski, fellow comrade of freedoms!”
Animals, Children, there are just certain people like Kirsti Noem should not be allowed to have…or near for that matter. She probably thinks Old Yeller’s ending was the best part of the movie.
[Reads Constitution] Oh they got this all wrong. Oops shouldn’t have this first amendment here either.
Trump says, “For instance, Michelle Obama gives a speech and the media loves her. But when Melania gives the exact same speech, they completely dump on her!”
I’m sure there’s 1 or 2 secret Dem sociopaths, but at least they know their voters enough not to publish that shit.
Why is Trump still Selling 2020 Merchandise? Wouldn’t 2024 sell better? But, I’m not a business genius like him.
“Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop publishing books about my dog. Also to stop sniffing glue.”
Meanwhile, one-issue voters (for an issue🇵🇸 that Trump and his supporters are infinitely worse on): “tHeY’Re thE sAMe!!”