The TVs at the gym froze today. This was the image on NBC’s screen for at least an hour.

The very hungry brain worm

She’s not qualified to be a law clerk.

Don’t worry, Putin will come up with something!

Trump Screwed With A Condom In Court! Mistrial Motion Dismissed… Justice Merchan: “𝘋𝘦𝘧𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘦 𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘯’𝘵 𝘰𝘣𝘫𝘦𝘤𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘰𝘮 – 𝘐 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘯𝘰 𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘢 𝘸𝘩𝘺?”

Remember when Trump said mail in voting was how cheating happened and should be illegal?

“sO Ur sAYinG wE sHoULd GeT sUm geNOciDe aSs a tReET, duRrRrR!! MiSs mEE w tHAt ‘LeSseR of ToOo EViLs, wE nEeD a ReVoluTioN, NoT an eLEcTiOn! Duh, I shoRe aM hELpiNg!!”

Freud will get back to you

Stormy receives Presidential Medal of Freedom for “an especially meritorious contribution to the security or national interests of the United States, world peace, cultural or other significant public or private endeavors”

He also ended the Executive Order that released the numbers to the public. But sure, let Trump win because you’re “against genocide”.

Reknowned anti-vaxer and 3rd party Presidential candidate RFK Jr. reveals he had a parasitic brain worm.

Why worry about work-life balance when you can just skip the life part altogether?

History repeating?

I have actually had this said to me.

Surely there’s another way?

I guess bi-partisanship isn’t totally dead.

Common ground

Ok, ok, I guess there is an exception for everything..

Another RFK Jr voter?

Dont worry Moscow Marge, on Netflix, they will edit out those boos.

He wants Republicans to vote for him and he’s laying it on THICK.

Unlawful Nature

Just a reminder

“US citizen” wants to vote a certain way

South Dakota dogs rejoice! They may finally be safe from wannabe VP nominee Kristi Noem, who said she’d resign as governor to “lead” scandal-ridden NRA

I can’t possibly decipher this individual’s political ideology

Come on, Aileen!

please tell me why there is still any debate

It died of starvation

Nikki Haley wins almost 22% of Indiana primary votes

Donnie’s independent auditor, BF Borgers, has been indicted by the SEC as an audit mill. Only the best people, right Donnie?

Back at it again, Nikki Haley hasn’t campaigned for 62 days and still snatches over 128,000 primary votes away from Ole Donnie.

Too fucking true!!!

By the way, Georgia is a forced birth state. Pro-life = Pro-suffering

Judge Cannon has mismanaged her docket so much she’s indefinitely postponed the stolen documents case. Totally by accident, I’m sure

BiDeN’s CrEePy ToWaRd WoMeN!!1!1!

I’m about as lefty as they come, but I’m not sure how this is hard to understand?

He doesn’t even care about his own family, let alone yours.

It’s an election year, and suddenly everyone is a ‘Democrat who hates Biden’ again.

It’s not your life on the line if Trump gets into office, so why should you care? Right?

Hey, Maga! New merch!

Sin City

Stormy Daniels to testify about her affair with Donald Trump today

…and then he Raw Dogged her…

So true

Lotta Contempt to Go Around (OC)

I guess the court will not hear the tale of The Little General That Tried.

Not even a day

Meth of the mind.

The Biden campaign used a Kendrick Lamar song against Trump

He claims to be ready to be sent to jail if it ever came to it, the guy can barely survive a water bottle or a cold court room 😂 he’ll never make it in jail.

Priorities.

Jail for the Chief? There’s a Better Punishment

The Political Circus!

“A powerful endorsement, but I’m gonna stay undecided until Weinstein and Cosby weigh in,” wrote actor Ben Zelevansky

Louisiana says equal representation for black people “Injures our personal dignity.”

MAGAs when they lose an arguement

It’s the little things

Another successful policy from the party of fiscal responsibility

MAGA wants to moves strap-on from the bedroom to civil war porn

Judge Merchan fines Trump for contempt of court for the 10th time, threatening Donald with jail if it happens again and potentially making this…

😾 GOP tend to be copy-cats, let’s hope this doesn’t spiral out of control…

Trump supporters at his rallies these days

Kristi Noem’s problem solving philosophy

I only like candidates that don’t kidnap and rape children with jeffrey e. epstein

And now for the latest on Kristi Noem’s political career….

It’s going back

Beats “A chicken in every pot” as a campaign slogan

Vote for Ted, a husband who defends his wife’s honor

Stupid is as stupid does

True story.

A quote from a lawyer

About the same number of STDs as well

This election is really heating up now 😩🤤🥵

Wasting taxpayers money as usual

Trump is planning to keep his next Vice President on a tight leash.

Unhinged GOP VP wannabe Kristi Noem threatens to shoot Biden’s dog, doubling down on CPAC slogan “we are all domestic terrorists”

When Kristi wasn’t visiting Kim Jong Un, she was helping re-unite families. Read all about it.

How to find Donald Trump Supporters!

Ted courts democrats —after realizing that Russians can’t vote for him.

Kristi Noem says she met Kim Jong Un…and Martin Luther King, Abraham Lincoln, and Genghis Khan

Literally piss on you

Humanity Unbound

Once a piss baby, always a piss baby.

See guys

Such a deadbeat

View at Mar A Lago when that presidential immunity kicks in.

🏌️ Don hits an Ivana in one!

Republican men REALLY wanna it to be legal to impregnate and marry adolescent girls. But hey, watch out for those drag queens/s

Darth TaxEvader Celebrates May the 4th

Promptly after eating an expired Trump™ steak

Found donated to library book sale

Pick your ride

Of course the puppy needed to be executed, it wouldn’t comply.

I’m team Stormy

Visiting South Dakota

Heil VonSchitzinpants!

America’s Third World says what?

Trump trial commentary from Bruce MacKinnon, Halifax Chronicle Herald

Because of course a ghostwriter would knock out a story about killing a puppy off the top of their head…