“I’m a real man!!!”

Branding is intuitive

Practice makes perfect

Fascist takeovers have never led to progressive utopias, but why not try?

Huh, I actually agree with Musk for a change

Holy shit! Climate change is so bad that palm trees now grow in the Bronx!

Not at all threatening 🧐

DoNt dIsReSpEcT FlAg

Party before country

Civil wars lead to shortages in ALL things. Americans bitch when the ice cream machine is broken

Steve Schwarzman, seen here shrugging off putting money over country, backs the golden (orange) calf. Shocking I tell you, just shocking.

It’s a short list.

Those moves

After A Long Day…

Mark Twain has a way with words when writing about a troubled boy

Reagan Was Right: Back to the Future!

Why Don is ahead in the polls: simplicity trumps accuracy for too many voters

Pro tip: If ” a lot of people” ask this question, it is not out of admiration, it is out of concern for your welfare.

Trump welcomes 2 gang members under felony indictments on stage. One facing attempted murder charges…

Until the Supreme Court decides whether Trump is immune from federal prosecution…

Brought to you by China, Saudi Arabia, Iran, and Russia

How will Biden ever overcome this level of Trump popularity?

Stop the Steal!

Photo bomb says what?

Third Party Voters in a Nutshell

Jesus knew his pronouns

Lara Trump tells poor MAGA folk to fork over $100 to “prove” they are “true Trump Republicans”

On screen, Mr. Sulu! 🖖

Photo leak of Trumps 2019 private Putin meeting

For this to be accurate the leaflet would need to be a lot smaller, and blank.

Single issue voter

MAGAs after they’re presented one fact that challenges their Trump-fed beliefs

Well Soiled Machine Boasts About Getting Dressed

I’m not a fan of Nikki, but could someone make sure she’s ok?

The Wit sisters.

I better donate to him!

Looks like Trump’s getting a little too big for his britches.

One issue voter

Science!

BREAKING NEWS: Trump Campaign releases Aerial view of Donald’s South Bronx rally showing a record 8.3 million people in attendance.

And now I’m going to buzz off to the local skateboarding park where all the groovy cool cats like me hang out! Peace Out!

Lou Hugh Zuhrrrrr

My car had been making a real whiny sound so I finally got out to look at the tires.

One cares for veterans, the other salutes the competition

No ragrets.

You can’t hide at Mar-a-Lago, Donny. Dark Brandon is “locked & loaded”.

Maybe… maybe…maybe

Imagine ending the USA over propaganda.

Called it!

The commute is a bitch

Based Tucker

The newest prostrator

Attention K-Mart Shoppers- a blue light special on aisle 8

“Agents in unmarked polo shirts”

He told the entire world he was going to testify, what happened?

“Sir, a second flag associated with the Capitol Riot was seen outside Alito’s house, this time his beach house!”

Ain’t that the truth

Nikki declares she’ll be voting for the one she previously called unhinged & unfit

Sounds like a good Republican candidate. Thanks for the recommendation.

Florida hitting record temps. Also florida governor

Sigh

Trump didn’t say that! and if he did…

“…Spare a little something for America’s mayor? Oh, it’s you, Mr. President! You remember me, don’t you, sir…”

“we’ve got judges to confirm”

Is this why unemployment is so low?

We can all rest assured the Supreme Court is on the job policing itself.

That’s America’s Ass.

Who’s got thumbs and never pleaded the 5th?

Single issue voters be like

Get in loser, we’re going losing

Speaker Johnson loses his three top aides who quit together yesterday. I wonder why?

Clean as a whistle

America’s (washed up) mayor reportedly pisses during Zoom arraignment, becomes Borat parody

Bernie needs only seven words to explain the problem with the economy.

Appreciating America’s beautiful monuments…

Please remember to vote guys

Former Trump Personal Lawyer 𝗥𝘂𝗱𝘆 𝗚𝗶𝘂𝗹𝗶𝗮𝗻𝗶 Arraigned in Arizona for Felony Election Interference

Identity of Trump Campaign staffer who reposted “reich” video

You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.

The Defense Rests

“But SIR…you swore you couldn’t wait to testify!”

Ackshually

Mikey, Mikey, Mikey…

Breaking: Trump has 🐔chickened out🐔of testifying after repeatedly promising to do so…

Dinner With Friends.

Every Trump Rally since 2016

He should just shut up and play…

The House Elf kneels to Orange Jesus. (Will have a lot of explaining to do at pearly gates.)

Trump campaign: Staffer didn`t notice Nazi reference in own ad

Tan in a can in the can.

Life choices?

Ted Cruz is not a muppet, that’s an insult to Muppets

Nice uniform….

D.A.R.E. to stay away from Trump

“Mr. Trump, second question. What is Melania’s birthday?”

Loopholes for the poophole

Rudy’s purple reign is ending.

Never really saw the thrill of putting a bumper sticker on my vehicle that trashes a politician.

Me too.

Looks like somebody’s got a case of the Mondays!