Are we sure Donald Trump is even an American citizen? His parents were clearly spawned in the birthing pits of Isengard by Saruman the white. Has anyone seen his birth certificate? Everyone is saying it, i’m just asking questions.
The great thing about selecting Mark Kelly as Harris’s running mate is that he comes with a free spare.
Donald Trump suggests his campaign should get a refund for all the money they spent on attacking Biden
When children were mass-murdered, they wore rifles. When Drumpf’s ear got scratched, they wore bandages.
There’s an old saying in Tennessee—I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says, ‘Fool me once, shame on… shame on you. Fool me—you can’t get fooled again.’
“Remind me again, WHO’s the Senile old man who rambles incoherently on the national stage in front of millions of people?”
‘Member when the media tore Mitt Romney apart for traveling with a dog on the roof of his car? Pepperidge Farms remembers.
We’ve gone from “I did not have sexual relations with that woman” to “Yeah I fucked a couch, so what?”
