Thinking about learning German? Maybe reconsider.

Warning Sign near an Indian Army Base

Saw these guys trying to up their life insurance before Thanksgiving.

Admitted to hospital and asked husband to bring me clothes

I work hard so my cat can have a better life

[OC] keep away

Don’t know this word even existed

You’re way too old for this shit…

David Gilmour is starting to look like hide the pain Harold.

Do you like my new style?

Let me adjust this table

Cable management in Bangladesh

From the book: “Ninjustu History and Tradition”

The only sensible way to squeeze milk

Do you think the barista likes me?

Sign bandits at it again!

Found this pic of me as a kid. Lets just say the resemblance is wild.

Cable management in Brazil: electricians love this simple trick

Bohemian Rhapsody

How to repair this?

Steve Buscemi.

The Crimson Chin

Not meant to be a difficult question

A Truck Stop’s Mascot

My gf found this on Wal-Mart’s website while looking for a new shower head…

My 3 year old did this in daycare and says it’s me. Should I be worried?

I love everything about this cake

Stayed at a luxury hotel in India and this rude guy in the elevator wouldn’t even acknowledge me.

Saving up

Nick??? These signs are hilarious

New Zealand doing Australia a dirty

Pump up the jam

My Battery is hauling A$$

Please do not cut the ceiling wrong

You are way too old for this shit

The legend of GUY! (Do not test him)

Jesus Christ would you look at the time.

Nothing to see here – just mind your business.

YOU DIED

Wait your turn

This ⤵️

Behold the cruel checklist my doctor gave me to help identify my specific flavor of OCD. It had room for improvement.

In a stall at work

The Joker 2 experience in a nutshell

Croissant with icing sugar

I think Tim is in trouble 😮

this is 100% true

I Am Going To Eat You

I’m sorry for following to closely in front of you

My pizza has a great wi-fi signal.

I make headphones. People kept asking me for surround-sound headphones, I think I nailed it.

That’s Fine

artist hell

Well, didn’t expect any different.

These type of persons are the worse

This job application

[OC] Skip intro

Went to the bathroom and came back to this

The birthday pie my Mom gave me

The card my coworkers made me after being hospitalized from sepsis, pyelonephritis, and hydronephrosis due to a kidney stone causing a complete obstruction of my ureter:

Really, Dollar General?

Bug in paint

A recipe for laughter

“Please don’t season the doves” From Mannheim Central Station, Germany

Keep rollin’

Found out today that my neighbor is mentally ill, and a monster

I did the math

God-tier coloring book

Everywhere I look I’m reminded of her

My daughter (7) wasn’t wrong, though…

somebody in my workplace keeps messing with me by printing “king of Canada” picture this and taping it to my desk (Canadian living overseas). Today I opened a package shipped directly from Canada to my workplace, guess what was inside. How can I retaliate?

Wife told me she wanted a bigger tree.

Bro..

Left for 10 minutes, 6 year old cousin decided to help

New Step Brothers just dropped

The instructions on how to wash my child’s new bedrail. Don’t tell me how to raise my child!

invisible portrait

🤦‍♀️😂

I bought a bra, didn’t notice this till I checked it at home..

Hotdogs

[OC] be vigilant

Guess after party is sorted

i wish

This ⬇️

Gf tried to make a snail

One Strawberry Per Child Please

Things are getting out of hand…

Cute dog sleeping

Please help us name our band

My wife’s dentist has a great dentist name.

An unexpected message

That’s news to me

Both of our kids wanted to be something scary

I Hope This Isn’t a Foamy Latte!

Who wore it best?

Found an old Wii in the office, turned it on…and THIS was the console name?!

Wanted to do a House of the Dragon couples costume for Halloween. This was the result.

This cosplay had me tripping.

Read the sign. Or don’t.

The potatoes are a hit on Halloween. We had to replenish the bowl.